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CABE:
<i>It started as a normal night.</i>

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<i>I was getting ready</i>
<i>to watch my favorite show.</i>

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(music plays over television)

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<i>My dad was at work.</i>

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<i>My mom was mopping.</i>

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<i>I remember because I love</i>
<i>the pine smell of that soap.</i>

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(popcorn popping)

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<i>Could hear popcorn</i>
<i>on the stove.</i>

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(doorbell rings)

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That was the night
my father died.

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H-How did you feel
in that moment

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or in the moments
that followed?

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I felt blessed.

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Blessed?

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Blessed to have such
a strong mother

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that was able to get the two
of us through such a tough time.

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That's wonderful.

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And powerful.

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Well, still, though,
loss of a father...

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My father died a hero,
and I had it better than most.

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I mean, I learned more
from that old man in nine years

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than most people learn
in a lifetime.

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I was blessed.

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Yeah, there's no doubt

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he was a good father.
You're proof of that.

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(chuckles lightly)

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Didn't you ever wonder why this
happened to such a good man?

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You know, a lot of people ask,
“Why me?”

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But why not me?

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Bad things happen all the time.

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Why should I be exempt?

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(timer dings)

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Time's up.

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Hey, thank you
for opening up about that.

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I-I know you don't
like sharing and...

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hardly ever talk
about your father.

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I guess it's not
really therapy

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unless you dig into
Mom and Dad, huh?

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That's true.

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Hey, I'm glad we got
this session in.

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I haven't seen you around much
the past few weeks.

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Like you only drop in between
cases to mooch meals.

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You know, I'm doing some, uh,
legal research for my trial,

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trying to lighten
Sly's workload.

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Sly hasn't mentioned anything.

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I haven't found anything useful.

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There's nothing to report.

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Well, I hope you
and your friends are hungry.

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PAIGE:
Hope you guys aren't too hungry.

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Thanksgiving on a tight budget.

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Glad Toby likes
canned cranberry

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'cause we can't afford
to make the real thing.

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And Tom Turkey is a little

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smaller than last year.

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Oh, Thomas. That's a great name
for a boy.

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I can't talk about this
with you anymore.

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Why? Picking baby names
is the fun part.

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Baby?

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Did I miss an announcement?

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No. No baby
on the immediate horizon,

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but Toby is determined

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to pick a name pronto.

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He read a study

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about how a strong name
increases chances

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of a successful life.

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Totally irrational.
HAPPY: Agreed.

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The thing is, Toby wants
to name the kid

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after a distinguished
relative,

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and that takes us back
a few generations

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and I do not want to end up
raising an Obadiah Curtis,

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so I need some alternatives.

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Well, one obvious alternative

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would be to name the baby Walter

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or Walena if it's a girl.

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You said Toby wants a name
that invokes success.

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TOBY: Let me save everyone
the suspense.

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There's not a chance our bambino

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is gonna be saddled
with either one of those names.

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I'm sorry, Walena.

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Hey, is it here? Did it come?

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Thought you were taking
a vacation day.

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SYLVESTER: Uh, I did, but
the new <i>Chair of Blades</i> book

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comes out today,
and I had it delivered here

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instead of my apartment.

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Okay, you got a package
an hour ago.

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(laughs)

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It took J. Randall P. Smythe

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ten years to write this.

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Ah, its weight is the heft

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of literary substance.

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TOBY: Sly, the book's
about magic.

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Magic is for children's birthday
parties, not grown men.

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This is all nonsense.

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Nuh-uh.
Look at that chair.

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It's made of blades.

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Can't sit in that chair.

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Your body would be shred
to pieces.

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Not if you're a Klentorian

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because their bodies
are impervious.

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It's another example
of the infantilization

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of American culture.

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CABE:
I love those books.

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Does that make me an infant?

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Anyway...

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What's with
the thermos, buddy?

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Oh, I was inspired

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by Walt's
brain food regimen,

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so this is a fish-based
protein shake

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to get me through the read.

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No meal breaks.

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This is gonna be an all-nighter.

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FLORENCE:
Excuse me.

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Where is this child's mother?

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Right here. What's going on?

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I think this belongs to you.

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Yes, his name's Ralph.

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Let go of his wrist, please.
What's going on?

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He was crawling through
the ceiling vents in my lab.

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That is, until he fell

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through the ceiling

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and destroyed
a very expensive set

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of Erlenmeyer flasks.
Are you okay?

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He's fine. I checked.

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What were you looking for
up there?

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Parental guidance, perhaps.

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Could you please
let my son answer? Spill it.

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Some of our waxworms
matured into moths

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and flew into the vents.

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I know Florence is

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particular about
her work space,

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so I went to retrieve them

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so that she wouldn't
get upset.

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How'd that work out for you?

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Ralph, what do you
have to say?

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Those vents are
poorly constructed.

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You're reading
the room wrong, kid.

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I apologize.

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Well, I don't blame you.

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You're a child,
curious and unformed.

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It is the job of your parent
to keep an eye on you.

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Paige is an excellent mother.

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If you must know,

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I give Ralph a little
bit more freedom

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because he is a genius.

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What a shock-- an L.A. mother
who thinks that her child

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is a genius.

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And watch your moth infestation.

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HAPPY:
It's not an infestation.

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It's a solution we've devised

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for NOAA, National
Oceanic...

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And Atmospheric Administration.
I'm familiar.

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It is a prestigious job.

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We're cleaning
the Great Pacific Garbage Patch,

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a 500-ton mass of plastic shards
floating in the ocean.

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HAPPY:
Until a piece the size

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of a football field broke off,

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started drifting
toward the West Coast,

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leaching chemicals as it goes.

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I am assuming you're using

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waxworms because they eat
and digest plastic,

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rendering it nontoxic.

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I can see that you developed
some sort of binding agent?

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We spray it on
the plastic shards

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so it hardens into
a solid mass.

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That way we can walk
right onto the trash

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and scatter the worms.

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Just what geniuses do.

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It's a foolproof solution.
(snorts lightly)

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If you consider a 93%
success rate foolproof.

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Excuse me?

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Your binding agent is flawed.

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It has a chemical that will
partially pass through the worms

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intact, right back
into the Pacific.

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I estimate a seven percent rate
of failure.

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That would leave 35 tons
of plastic in the ocean.

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Well, that's assuming she's
correct, which she isn't.

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Our formula is better than
every existing binding agent.

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Not every existing
binding agent.

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The one that I
made in my lab,

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despite constant
interruptions,

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is fully organic.

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No chemical coating.

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Your worms could digest a
hundred percent of the plastic.

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Last time I checked,
a hundred percent

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is better than 93,
but I'm not a genius.

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I'm just a chemist.

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Lucky for you guys,

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my lab has run into a
bit of a funding gap,

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so I'm willing to tag along

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for one sixth of the take.

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Absolutely not.
PAIGE: Walter, perhaps we should...

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I don't like her.
Excuse me.

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Walter, you're letting
your personal feelings

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get in the way of work.

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Now, if her product is more
effec... more effective,

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then we'll do a better job
with the 100-yard chunk

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of ocean trash,
and perhaps we'll get hired

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to clean up the rest and then
we won't be broke anymore.

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She's arrogant
and condescending.

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Oh, hi, pot. I see
you've met kettle.

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HAPPY: I know she stinks,
but since when does

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Walter O'Brien choose
the less efficient route?

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You have a deal.

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At one-sixth our fee, assuming
your product passes inspection.

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So, we leave in... 40 minutes.

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So, let's pack up the worms.

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It's today?

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It's Thanksgiving.

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Not that it's
your business,

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but NOAA charges a great deal
for use of their boats,

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so we procured one of our own.

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And the rates are cheapest
on Thanksgiving.

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Wonderful.

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You have holiday plans,
so you can't come with us.

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Actually...

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I'm free.

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WALTER:
No plans.

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No friends.

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How not shocking.

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(car horn honking)

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Oh, Ralph, that's
your troop leader.

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Don't forget our contribution
for the food drive,

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and I'll see you tonight
at dinner.

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Hey, Paige, can I get a word
with you in the kitchen?

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You know, I think I'm gonna
hang back, make the yams.

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You don't cook.

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Cabe is on the verge of a
major breakthrough in therapy.

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I think I can really help him

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with all his fears about
the trial and prison.

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I mean, we're making
some good progress here.

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That's great.

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I think it'd be good if
I stay here with him.

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I mean, you don't really
need me or an unarmed intern

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to scatter worms on garbage.

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No, but we'll be
a pair of hands short.

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SYLVESTER:
Yes.

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I got a solution.

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Hey, buddy.

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Hey, pal.

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I have to tell you,
I am just loving my vacation.

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I'm just loving my vacation.

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Oh, man.

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Okay, Ralph's pumpkin launcher
is loaded.

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Now, the balls have
a three-second timer,

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so it should explode
shortly after launch,

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raining binding agent
down on plastic shards

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and hardening the plastic.

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That's assuming that

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your chemical
solution works.

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It does.

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HAPPY:
Walt, hold up.

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I ran the physics,
I know the launch angle,

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give me that sucker.

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Fire in the hole!

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(shouts)

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All right.

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00:09:56,557 --> 00:09:58,924
The agent should congeal the
plastic into one solid mass.

258
00:09:58,927 --> 00:10:01,160
It'll be safe to walk on
in about two hours.

259
00:10:01,163 --> 00:10:04,264
Looks like you've got some time
to read.

260
00:10:04,265 --> 00:10:06,899
Best vacation ever.

261
00:10:10,538 --> 00:10:13,373
Look at you, pretty handy
with a yam.

262
00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:16,610
Yeah, you don't need an IQ
like yours to peel vegetables.

263
00:10:16,611 --> 00:10:18,745
That story you were
telling me earlier

264
00:10:18,746 --> 00:10:21,248
got me thinking
about those old TVs.

265
00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,649
Grandmother had one.

266
00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:24,985
I loved it, except the reception
was always so fuzzy.

267
00:10:24,986 --> 00:10:27,520
Not ours. Perfect picture.

268
00:10:27,523 --> 00:10:29,956
Hmm.

269
00:10:29,957 --> 00:10:31,991
That stove-top popcorn,

270
00:10:31,994 --> 00:10:34,061
ah, that brought me
back, too.

271
00:10:34,062 --> 00:10:35,995
Used to love watching
the tinfoil rise,

272
00:10:35,998 --> 00:10:38,030
but that bottom layer
always got burnt.

273
00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:40,399
Not the way my mom did it.

274
00:10:40,402 --> 00:10:42,168
Was good to the last kernel.

275
00:10:44,005 --> 00:10:46,072
I'm gonna hit the head.
Be right back.

276
00:10:50,078 --> 00:10:53,212
Patient confirms
likely fictitious recollections.

277
00:10:53,215 --> 00:10:56,249
His details are suffering
from nostalgic whitewashing

278
00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:57,717
where no bad memory,

279
00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,286
even something as small
as burnt popcorn,

280
00:10:59,288 --> 00:11:00,553
is allowed to exist.

281
00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:03,590
Further research is required.

282
00:11:06,628 --> 00:11:07,994
Plastic's consolidated.

283
00:11:07,995 --> 00:11:09,562
FLORENCE:
Two hours on the dot.

284
00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:11,597
My binding agent
worked perfectly.

285
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,567
Well, let's hope it doesn't
disintegrate under our feet.

286
00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:15,601
Be careful.

287
00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:20,573
Look at you, walking
right across the water.

288
00:11:20,576 --> 00:11:23,342
Toby always said
Walt had a god complex.

289
00:11:23,345 --> 00:11:25,312
Solid as advertised.

290
00:11:25,313 --> 00:11:28,115
(quietly): Congratulations,
you perfected glue.

291
00:11:28,116 --> 00:11:30,417
Okay, let's get to it. Sly,
help Happy unpack the worms.

292
00:11:30,418 --> 00:11:33,519
That was not a part
of my vacation.

293
00:11:33,522 --> 00:11:36,623
It's just 'cause Toby
wanted to make yams.

294
00:11:37,793 --> 00:11:41,394
HAPPY: Been watching
these guys for an hour now.

295
00:11:41,395 --> 00:11:44,197
They start eating as soon
as they hit pay dirt.

296
00:11:44,198 --> 00:11:45,765
This is gonna work better
than we thought.

297
00:11:45,768 --> 00:11:47,033
WALTER:
Yeah.

298
00:11:48,302 --> 00:11:49,635
Uh, Paige?

299
00:11:49,638 --> 00:11:51,638
<i>The current</i>
<i>is starting to drift</i>

300
00:11:51,639 --> 00:11:52,672
the boat away from the island.

301
00:11:52,673 --> 00:11:53,706
Could you guys
secure the vessel?

302
00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:54,774
PAIGE:
We've been trying.

303
00:11:54,777 --> 00:11:55,808
Attempting to steady this boat

304
00:11:55,811 --> 00:11:57,576
while Sly parks this baby.

305
00:11:57,578 --> 00:11:59,980
I don't know
when that's going to happen.

306
00:11:59,981 --> 00:12:01,815
Having a little bit
of trouble dropping anchor.

307
00:12:01,817 --> 00:12:04,518
Have you tried
a high-fiber diet?

308
00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:07,854
Well, that kind of humor
is Toby's influence.

309
00:12:07,855 --> 00:12:09,022
SYLVESTER:
Guys, seriously.

310
00:12:09,024 --> 00:12:10,289
I'm jammed up.

311
00:12:10,292 --> 00:12:11,857
I'll let that one lie.

312
00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:14,394
PAIGE: Walt, we can't get
this anchor mechanism to work.

313
00:12:14,395 --> 00:12:15,796
We're gonna drift a little bit,
but when you're done,

314
00:12:15,798 --> 00:12:17,029
we'll swing by, pick you up.

315
00:12:17,032 --> 00:12:19,666
Copy that.

316
00:12:19,668 --> 00:12:21,868
So, um, speaking
of the influence

317
00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:23,937
that Dr. Curtis has had on you,

318
00:12:23,938 --> 00:12:27,274
I hope he's not forcing your
hand on the baby name front.

319
00:12:27,275 --> 00:12:30,043
Since when can Toby
force my hand on anything?

320
00:12:30,044 --> 00:12:31,878
He got you to marry him.

321
00:12:31,879 --> 00:12:32,678
Touché.

322
00:12:32,681 --> 00:12:34,080
You know, I'm just saying,

323
00:12:34,081 --> 00:12:38,451
that history has had
its share of exemplary Walters.

324
00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:41,354
Milwaukee North Side Strangler:
Walter Ellis.

325
00:12:41,355 --> 00:12:44,090
Sir Walter Raleigh, founder
of the doomed colony of Roanoke,

326
00:12:44,091 --> 00:12:46,525
and, of course, Walter Mondale.

327
00:12:46,528 --> 00:12:48,195
What's wrong with Mondale?

328
00:12:48,197 --> 00:12:49,895
He lost 49 out of 50 states.

329
00:12:49,898 --> 00:12:52,865
So, if you want your kid
to grow up to be a loser,

330
00:12:52,868 --> 00:12:54,067
that's your choice.

331
00:12:54,068 --> 00:12:55,601
Just spread your worms.

332
00:12:55,604 --> 00:12:58,071
Can't. My buckets are empty.

333
00:12:58,072 --> 00:12:59,706
Yeah, me, too.

334
00:12:59,707 --> 00:13:00,974
WALTER:
Okay.

335
00:13:00,975 --> 00:13:03,342
Let's let these guys feast
and clean the Pacific.

336
00:13:03,345 --> 00:13:04,443
Paige, we're done.

337
00:13:04,446 --> 00:13:06,546
Come get us.
Okay. On our way.

338
00:13:06,548 --> 00:13:08,215
(engine stalling)

339
00:13:10,318 --> 00:13:12,952
Uh, we got a little bit
of a problem.

340
00:13:12,955 --> 00:13:14,721
The engine doesn't seem
to want to turn over.

341
00:13:14,722 --> 00:13:16,655
There's no “seem”
when it comes to engines.

342
00:13:16,658 --> 00:13:18,357
Either they work or they don't.

343
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,793
Then we're dealing
with a “don't” situation,

344
00:13:19,794 --> 00:13:20,759
because the fuel is high,

345
00:13:20,761 --> 00:13:21,861
there's-there's
no warning lights.

346
00:13:21,864 --> 00:13:23,230
Just sounds really angry.

347
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:26,131
Thank you for the high-end
diagnostic.

348
00:13:26,134 --> 00:13:28,000
But there's got
to be a reason...

349
00:13:28,003 --> 00:13:29,168
Walt?

350
00:13:29,171 --> 00:13:32,172
We got a problem.

351
00:13:35,009 --> 00:13:36,576
FLORENCE:
Those are men o' war.

352
00:13:36,577 --> 00:13:37,744
There's thousands of them.

353
00:13:37,745 --> 00:13:39,745
I believe the plural
is “man of wars.”

354
00:13:39,748 --> 00:13:41,047
HAPPY:
Whatever they are,

355
00:13:41,048 --> 00:13:42,414
they are caught in the works
of the anchor

356
00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:44,283
and the engine's water intake.

357
00:13:44,286 --> 00:13:46,253
That's why the boat is dead.

358
00:13:46,254 --> 00:13:47,787
Are they eating the trash?

359
00:13:47,788 --> 00:13:50,155
No. Jellyfish don't eat garbage.

360
00:13:50,158 --> 00:13:52,524
If they did, we wouldn't
have brought worms.

361
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,827
It's not the garbage
that they're eating,

362
00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:56,129
it's the binding agent.

363
00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:57,230
What'd you put in the solution?

364
00:13:57,231 --> 00:14:00,600
Agar, various proteins,
copepods, rotifers.

365
00:14:00,601 --> 00:14:02,134
Copepods
and rotifers?

366
00:14:02,136 --> 00:14:03,302
Building blocks for zooplankton.

367
00:14:03,304 --> 00:14:04,703
It's the snack of choice
for jellyfish.

368
00:14:04,706 --> 00:14:05,971
How did you not think of that?

369
00:14:05,974 --> 00:14:07,474
Because I am a chemist,

370
00:14:07,475 --> 00:14:08,774
not a zoologist.

371
00:14:08,777 --> 00:14:10,744
So why didn't <i>you</i> think to ask?

372
00:14:10,745 --> 00:14:12,479
Doesn't matter
whose fault it is.

373
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,613
Kind of matters.

374
00:14:13,615 --> 00:14:14,547
Point is,

375
00:14:14,548 --> 00:14:15,782
we can't start the engine

376
00:14:15,783 --> 00:14:17,384
until we clear out
the jellyfish.

377
00:14:17,385 --> 00:14:19,451
Clear out the super-poisonous,
deadly jellyfish?

378
00:14:19,453 --> 00:14:20,653
Sounds simple.

379
00:14:20,655 --> 00:14:21,620
FLORENCE:
Great.

380
00:14:21,623 --> 00:14:23,222
There's no signal out here.

381
00:14:23,225 --> 00:14:24,456
Okay. I-I'll radio
the Coast Guard.

382
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:25,859
HAPPY:
Better get here fast,

383
00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:27,793
'cause we just dropped
a thousand plastic-eating worms

384
00:14:27,796 --> 00:14:29,929
on this island, and in 90
minutes, it'll disintegrate,

385
00:14:29,932 --> 00:14:31,998
and we'll be in the water
getting stung to death.

386
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,134
Actually, man o' war stings
are toxic, not lethal.

387
00:14:35,136 --> 00:14:36,602
How about a hundred of them?

388
00:14:36,605 --> 00:14:37,870
Totally lethal.

389
00:14:37,873 --> 00:14:40,240
Well, the bloom has doubled
since we've been talking.

390
00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:41,274
They can do more than double.

391
00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:43,710
Blooms can grow dozens
of miles long.

392
00:14:43,711 --> 00:14:46,578
So by the time
the Coast Guard gets here,

393
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,181
they'll have to
anchor 12 miles out

394
00:14:48,182 --> 00:14:51,317
and row to us, by which time, we
will definitely be in the water.

395
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,653
Once again,
getting stung to death.

396
00:14:53,654 --> 00:14:56,778
I am so glad
you came along today, Flo.

397
00:14:56,802 --> 00:15:00,802
♪ Scorpion 4x09 ♪
It's Raining Men (of War)
Original Air Date on Novem

398
00:15:00,803 --> 00:15:02,803
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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399
00:15:09,556 --> 00:15:11,924
Worms must have been starving
'cause this garbage raft

400
00:15:11,926 --> 00:15:13,857
is decaying faster
than anticipated.

401
00:15:13,998 --> 00:15:15,163
SYLVESTER:
More bad news.

402
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,365
The Coast Guard is hours away.

403
00:15:17,368 --> 00:15:18,600
We don't have hours.

404
00:15:18,602 --> 00:15:20,602
That's the first correct thing
you've said today.

405
00:15:20,605 --> 00:15:23,072
I have a potential,
yet stressful, solution.

406
00:15:23,073 --> 00:15:24,706
Uh, we connect two ropes

407
00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:26,008
to form a bridge

408
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,842
between the garbage island
and our boat.

409
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:30,479
Your fix is to make us swing
over deadly sea creatures?

410
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,380
How are we supposed to get
the rope all the way to them?

411
00:15:32,383 --> 00:15:34,283
Harpoon gun.
Harpoon gun.

412
00:15:34,284 --> 00:15:36,918
I spotted it earlier, when we
were loading gear in the cabin.

413
00:15:36,921 --> 00:15:39,488
Fairly certain I saw it first.

414
00:15:42,659 --> 00:15:45,427
I think this just might work.

415
00:15:45,429 --> 00:15:47,028
(plastic cracking)

416
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,465
HAPPY: Okay, Sly?
Hurry and launch that rope!

417
00:15:49,466 --> 00:15:52,234
This thing is cracking
under our feet!

418
00:15:57,642 --> 00:15:59,774
Ugh. Cabe, you mind hitting that

419
00:15:59,777 --> 00:16:00,875
with some cleanser?

420
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:02,510
I'm wrist-deep
in chowder over here.

421
00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:06,948
Sure.

422
00:16:06,951 --> 00:16:09,118
(cabinet opens)

423
00:16:12,956 --> 00:16:14,222
(Cabe sighs)

424
00:16:25,135 --> 00:16:26,134
You okay?

425
00:16:26,136 --> 00:16:28,803
Yeah, I'm-I'm fine, I...

426
00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:33,274
I'm gonna get a pan
for the turkey.

427
00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:45,921
Patient exhibits strong reaction
to olfactory memory trigger.

428
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:47,990
Moving on to second phase
of testing.

429
00:16:47,991 --> 00:16:49,258
(recorder beeps)

430
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,226
PAIGE: <i>Are you ready</i>
<i>to launch that thing or what?</i>

431
00:16:51,229 --> 00:16:54,529
Just calculating the trajectory
of the harpoon.

432
00:16:54,532 --> 00:16:56,432
I need to be seven more inches
off the ground

433
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,665
in order
to achieve the angle

434
00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:00,269
necessary to securely plant
the harpoon on the island.

435
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:01,551
This thing's about seven inches.

436
00:17:02,373 --> 00:17:03,505
My tome?

437
00:17:03,508 --> 00:17:04,573
Just stand on the damn thing.

438
00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:08,510
J. Randall P. Smythe,
forgive me.

439
00:17:09,513 --> 00:17:12,414
By the fire of Klentoria!

440
00:17:18,388 --> 00:17:19,654
(grunts)

441
00:17:19,656 --> 00:17:21,156
Seems sturdy.

442
00:17:21,159 --> 00:17:22,258
Good work, Sly.

443
00:17:22,259 --> 00:17:23,858
Thanks, but we won't know
for sure

444
00:17:23,861 --> 00:17:25,594
until someone's
actually on it, though.

445
00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:27,896
I'll just put you up here

446
00:17:27,898 --> 00:17:29,698
for safekeeping.

447
00:17:30,535 --> 00:17:32,134
Lots of lethal
planktonic invertebrates

448
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,301
down there.

449
00:17:33,304 --> 00:17:35,538
So, who wants to go first?

450
00:17:35,539 --> 00:17:37,073
I'll go.

451
00:17:37,075 --> 00:17:38,606
Oh, sure, yeah.

452
00:17:38,608 --> 00:17:41,042
The person who caused the
predicament should absolutely

453
00:17:41,045 --> 00:17:42,377
be the first one to safety.

454
00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:43,813
It's pretty gutsy.

455
00:17:43,815 --> 00:17:47,215
If this thing doesn't hold,
she's the test dummy.

456
00:17:48,618 --> 00:17:50,051
Suppose you're right.

457
00:17:50,054 --> 00:17:52,387
The wind is pretty
unpredictable,

458
00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:54,656
so keep the space in between
your hands equidistant

459
00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:57,058
on each swing to prevent
stability loss.

460
00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:58,193
That is apparent.

461
00:17:58,195 --> 00:17:59,662
Thank you.

462
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:03,231
I hope you have the requisite
upper body strength

463
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,700
to make it across.

464
00:18:04,701 --> 00:18:08,002
I think ten years of Tae Bo
has prepared me well.

465
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:12,407
Well, I focus my time
on research, not athletics.

466
00:18:14,479 --> 00:18:15,845
Yes.

467
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:21,250
(grunts)

468
00:18:28,259 --> 00:18:30,326
Strong little monkey.

469
00:18:30,327 --> 00:18:33,461
Yeah. Well, she focuses
on athletics, not research.

470
00:18:33,463 --> 00:18:34,896
Well, she's a strong
little monkey.

471
00:18:34,898 --> 00:18:36,565
Okay, come on. We got you.

472
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:38,467
(grunting)

473
00:18:38,469 --> 00:18:40,736
Okay.

474
00:18:40,738 --> 00:18:42,570
(rope creaking)
Oh, boy.

475
00:18:42,573 --> 00:18:44,339
SYLVESTER:
The current's pulling back out.

476
00:18:44,342 --> 00:18:45,406
The rope doesn't have
the tensile strength

477
00:18:45,409 --> 00:18:46,407
to take on much strain!

478
00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:48,076
Guys, get across now!

479
00:18:48,078 --> 00:18:49,345
I'll hold it steady. You go.

480
00:18:49,346 --> 00:18:50,645
But then you'll have
to go on your own.

481
00:18:50,647 --> 00:18:51,881
You don't have the best
balance, you know?

482
00:18:51,883 --> 00:18:54,717
I focus my time on research,
not athletics.

483
00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:56,050
Okay. Snippy.

484
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,385
Sheesh.

485
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:05,661
Whoa, Nellie!

486
00:19:05,663 --> 00:19:07,195
Hold on! Hold on!

487
00:19:08,165 --> 00:19:10,266
I don't think
the rope's gonna hold.

488
00:19:11,935 --> 00:19:13,102
Oh, forget the rope.

489
00:19:13,104 --> 00:19:14,303
The harpoon's
being pulled out!

490
00:19:14,305 --> 00:19:15,336
HAPPY:
Walt,

491
00:19:15,338 --> 00:19:17,605
if that harpoon pops,
I'm a goner!

492
00:19:18,476 --> 00:19:20,843
(screams)

493
00:19:20,845 --> 00:19:22,278
I can't hold on!

494
00:19:22,279 --> 00:19:23,511
I'm turning back.

495
00:19:23,513 --> 00:19:25,381
I think the harpoon's
coming out!

496
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,883
The harpoon
is definitely coming out.

497
00:19:27,884 --> 00:19:29,050
Happy, hurry!

498
00:19:38,496 --> 00:19:39,728
The harpoon punctured the hull.

499
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,096
We're taking
on water.

500
00:19:53,278 --> 00:19:54,811
When the harpoon snapped off,

501
00:19:54,814 --> 00:19:56,721
it took a hunk
of plastic with it.

502
00:19:56,997 --> 00:19:58,396
Made the hole worse.

503
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,564
Thank you for the play-by-play.

504
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:00,766
I'd always hoped to die
fully informed.

505
00:20:00,768 --> 00:20:02,067
PAIGE: All right,
I'm radioing

506
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,734
the Coast Guard to get
an ETA on their arrival.

507
00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:04,869
Not possible.

508
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:07,038
The harpoon cut the telecom hub.

509
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,673
FLORENCE:
Great, so there's no radio

510
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,775
and no cell service.

511
00:20:09,777 --> 00:20:11,175
And the yahoos in the garage

512
00:20:11,178 --> 00:20:13,377
won't have their comms in until
Cabe's therapy is wrapped up,

513
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,880
so we can't get to them
for help.

514
00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:16,347
Not necessarily.

515
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,782
Just 'cause they don't
have them in,

516
00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:19,017
doesn't mean they can't hear us.

517
00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:20,719
How are they supposed to hear us
over their comms

518
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,586
if they're not wearing them?
They're not bats.

519
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,256
SYLVESTER:
Actually, moths have

520
00:20:24,258 --> 00:20:26,290
better hearing than bats,
but I totally get your point.

521
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,226
Who the hell cares?
Walter, I'm not about to sink

522
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,295
out here with these nerds.
What's your plan?

523
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,330
WALTER: We manipulate
the comm's microwave frequencies

524
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,865
to send a high-pitch signal.

525
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,866
You'll need to manipulate
the transmitter.

526
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,435
I can use a paper clip.

527
00:20:37,438 --> 00:20:38,636
Great idea,
but the water rushing in

528
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,738
won't wait for the Coast Guard.

529
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,306
HAPPY:
So, plug the hole.

530
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:44,241
No clue how,
so don't ask for a follow-up.

531
00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:46,744
Okay, okay, I can
synthesize a polymer

532
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:48,512
using the plastic
from the harpoon,

533
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,548
boiled together with the
unvulcanized rubber sealant

534
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,650
from the hull.

535
00:20:51,652 --> 00:20:52,851
Let's get cooking.

536
00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:54,353
Okay.

537
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,057
Um, boss?

538
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,559
Are we gonna ignore

539
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:02,728
the jellyfish in the room?

540
00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:04,162
They can fix the boat
all they want,

541
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:07,598
but we can't fix this plastic
craptastic barge we're on.

542
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:09,567
Well, once they get in touch
with Toby and Cabe,

543
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:10,868
they'll get help. Until then,

544
00:21:10,871 --> 00:21:13,771
I'm confident in the
seaworthiness of this thing...

545
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,272
(yelps)

546
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,741
Okay, we're dead if we
don't get off this thing.

547
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,175
The worms are starting
to eat right through it.

548
00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:21,546
We just need to figure out a way
to swim without getting stung.

549
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,181
Perhaps Groucho Marx
glasses.

550
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:24,915
They'll never recognize us.

551
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,084
Disguise.

552
00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:27,419
E-Exactly.

553
00:21:27,421 --> 00:21:29,121
The jellyfish hunt

554
00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:32,022
via taste and smell, so if we
mimic their biological makeup,

555
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:34,092
then they'll think
that we're jellyfish, too,

556
00:21:34,094 --> 00:21:35,292
and ignore us.

557
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:38,430
Sly, we'll need your
fish oil-based protein shake.

558
00:21:38,432 --> 00:21:39,631
My lunch?

559
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,133
WALTER: If we denature
the shake proteins

560
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,201
with sea salt that's
collected on the plastic,

561
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,202
we'll be able to mimic
the proteins

562
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,005
in the bells of the jellyfish.

563
00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:48,773
We'll baste up
like a couple of turkeys

564
00:21:48,776 --> 00:21:50,307
and swim past the jellies.

565
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,777
But my lunch is here.

566
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,577
(gasps)
The pumpkin chucker.

567
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,780
We have extra plastic balls

568
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,115
from when we launched
the binding agent.

569
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,517
We can fill them
with my protein shake.

570
00:21:58,519 --> 00:22:01,086
Paige, I will talk you through
modifying the launcher

571
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,255
so it can properly toss
Sly's lunch.

572
00:22:03,257 --> 00:22:04,221
Really?

573
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,856
Could you people be
any less mature?

574
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,025
I'm headed topside.

575
00:22:07,027 --> 00:22:09,760
Oh, and we could be
infinitely less mature.

576
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:10,929
Happy could've
easily said

577
00:22:10,931 --> 00:22:12,029
it's time to launch Sly's balls,

578
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,265
but she didn't.

579
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:16,201
Hmm.

580
00:22:18,872 --> 00:22:21,772
Look at that golden beauty,
Doc, huh?

581
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,442
Staying back, doing the cooking.

582
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,844
What better way
to spend a day?

583
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:27,546
Doesn't mean it can't
be made better

584
00:22:27,548 --> 00:22:29,181
with some
popcorn, right?

585
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,317
(corn kernels popping)

586
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,119
Oh!

587
00:22:35,122 --> 00:22:36,520
(kernels continue popping)

588
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:37,788
You all right, hombre?

589
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,624
Yeah.

590
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,058
Yeah, that popping startled me.

591
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,828
Never considered popcorn
one of the scarier snack foods.

592
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:46,730
What about that sound
threw you off guard?

593
00:22:48,268 --> 00:22:51,269
(erratic whistling sound)

594
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:52,737
What the hell is that?

595
00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:55,307
It's coming
from over there.

596
00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:58,210
(whistling sound continues)

597
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,279
What's your problem?

598
00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:04,749
Toby! Cabe!

599
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,250
Mayday! Mayday!

600
00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:07,285
What the hell?

601
00:23:07,287 --> 00:23:09,653
Cabe, put in the comm.

602
00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:11,423
What's going on?
SYLVESTER: Ship sinking!

603
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:12,423
Jellyfish bloom!

604
00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:13,357
Walter and Happy trapped

605
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,625
on a disintegrating
trash island!

606
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,494
The radio is broken,

607
00:23:16,497 --> 00:23:18,829
Coast Guard is too far off,
and we need help!

608
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:21,665
Give me the coordinates,
I'll start making calls.

609
00:23:38,719 --> 00:23:40,251
PAIGE:
<i>Okay,</i>

610
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:41,653
getting ready.

611
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:42,653
Oh, boy.

612
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,322
The boat is taking on
a lot of water!

613
00:23:44,324 --> 00:23:46,324
Okay, Florence, ETA on the goop?

614
00:23:46,326 --> 00:23:47,459
Once it liquefies.

615
00:23:47,461 --> 00:23:48,792
ETA on the liquefying?

616
00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:50,161
When it's good and ready,

617
00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:52,931
and no amount of questioning is
going to speed that along.

618
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:55,000
You're stressed.

619
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:56,000
That's understandable.

620
00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:57,701
This is your first
Scorpion disaster.

621
00:23:57,703 --> 00:23:58,322
We're used to it.

622
00:23:58,346 --> 00:23:59,471
FLORENCE: How do you know
that I'm stressed?

623
00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:00,905
Maybe this is how I normally act

624
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:04,174
when I'm synthesizing a polymer
on a sinking ship.

625
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:05,376
I assume

626
00:24:05,378 --> 00:24:07,645
you apply polymer
on strips of cloth,

627
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,814
like papier-mâché.

628
00:24:11,652 --> 00:24:12,851
That would be correct.

629
00:24:12,853 --> 00:24:14,618
Okay. I will get to work
on that.

630
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,288
I'll ballast the boat.

631
00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,455
Maybe a shift
in the weight

632
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:19,790
will bring the hole
out of the water.

633
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,826
Just working in a kitchen.

634
00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:23,494
Standard Thanksgiving, right?

635
00:24:23,497 --> 00:24:25,262
I'm not feeling very thankful.

636
00:24:25,265 --> 00:24:26,330
And I know that
you're just trying

637
00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:27,598
to take my mind
off of the situation.

638
00:24:27,601 --> 00:24:29,567
I am. Because
I know working with

639
00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:31,336
a team of geniuses can be trying.
(short laugh)

640
00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:32,703
I'm seriously starting to doubt

641
00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:35,173
that anyone on this
team is a genius.

642
00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:38,576
Excuse me, but a genius
would have done the math

643
00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:40,412
to know that your product
is jellyfish bait.

644
00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:41,680
So, one, this is your fault.

645
00:24:41,682 --> 00:24:43,781
And two, I am trying
to be nice to you,

646
00:24:43,784 --> 00:24:46,250
but I draw the line
at you badmouthing my nerds.

647
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,852
HAPPY (over comm):
Sly?

648
00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:49,054
What's going on over there?

649
00:24:49,056 --> 00:24:51,489
Ladies are fighting.

650
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,526
This predicament is not
the fault of my product--

651
00:24:54,528 --> 00:24:57,261
which, by the way,
is working like gangbusters.

652
00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:58,430
That plastic bound together

653
00:24:58,432 --> 00:25:00,131
faster than any of you
could calculate.

654
00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:02,433
Oh, oh, I didn't see
the Nobel Prize committee.

655
00:25:02,435 --> 00:25:04,402
Maybe they're stuck in
the quadrillion jellyfish

656
00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:05,537
you attracted!

657
00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:08,740
Oh, okay.
Sorry, Miss... Perfect.

658
00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,174
What?

659
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,442
Oh, please.

660
00:25:11,444 --> 00:25:14,112
The hot mom with the genius kid,
dating the boss.

661
00:25:14,114 --> 00:25:17,449
It's super easy to criticize
when you've had it easy.

662
00:25:17,451 --> 00:25:21,086
I built a successful
company out of nothing.

663
00:25:21,087 --> 00:25:22,988
Then one lousy quarter

664
00:25:22,990 --> 00:25:24,588
and the shareholders
just voted me out.

665
00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:26,023
And now I'm clawing my way back

666
00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:27,726
and I will not allow
the bad luck

667
00:25:27,728 --> 00:25:30,060
of being Scorpion's neighbor
to derail me.

668
00:25:30,063 --> 00:25:33,397
I will also not allow
someone to insult

669
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,666
my work after everything
that I've put into it.

670
00:25:35,669 --> 00:25:37,001
What do you even know

671
00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:38,769
about-about breaking your back

672
00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:40,638
to make it on your own?

673
00:25:40,641 --> 00:25:42,473
Someone's about to get schooled.

674
00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:45,509
Let me tell you
how easy I've had it.

675
00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:46,677
I'm a single mom.

676
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,078
My son and I have lived
in rat-infested motels,

677
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,213
cold water apartments,

678
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,148
and, for one week
when he was three, my car.

679
00:25:51,151 --> 00:25:53,451
I've had my butt grabbed
by every creep in L.A.

680
00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:55,185
who thinks my ass comes
with the blue plate special.

681
00:25:55,188 --> 00:25:56,820
And I insulted
your work

682
00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:58,189
because you put
my team in jeopardy,

683
00:25:58,191 --> 00:25:59,891
and I wanted to hurt
your feelings

684
00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:01,759
because you're being a jerk.

685
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:04,429
(liquid bubbling)

686
00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:07,798
I believe we have liquification.

687
00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:14,571
Oh, there's a
lot of jellyfish.

688
00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:18,009
Staring at them won't tell us
if this slop will protect us.

689
00:26:19,246 --> 00:26:20,244
You're right.

690
00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:21,378
Shove your arm in.

691
00:26:21,381 --> 00:26:23,213
You're the boss.
You shove your arm in.

692
00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:24,682
The fact that you admitted
that I'm the boss

693
00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,785
means that <i>you</i> should
shove <i>your</i> arm in.

694
00:26:26,787 --> 00:26:29,054
This trash-raft
is crumbling under us.

695
00:26:29,056 --> 00:26:30,689
We're gonna be filled
with venom in five minutes

696
00:26:30,691 --> 00:26:33,391
if this doesn't work,
so shove your damn arm in!

697
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,462
I don't know how Toby does it.

698
00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:52,309
Not a sting.
Not even a tickle.

699
00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:53,310
For now.

700
00:26:53,313 --> 00:26:54,345
The water's movement will start

701
00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:55,579
washing off this gunk

702
00:26:55,582 --> 00:26:57,048
as soon as we're wet;

703
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:59,150
we'll be without protection
in less than ten minutes.

704
00:26:59,152 --> 00:27:01,086
Then we'll swim fast.

705
00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:03,288
Gonna be hard for a guy who
didn't focus on athletics.

706
00:27:09,496 --> 00:27:11,895
SYLVESTER: That'll raise the hole
a bit out of the water.

707
00:27:11,897 --> 00:27:13,364
Water will still slosh
into the boat,

708
00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:14,365
but at a slower rate,

709
00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:17,535
so... we're still sinking.

710
00:27:17,537 --> 00:27:18,769
Sealant is done.

711
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:20,305
Now all we have to do is
lower it to Happy and Walter.

712
00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:21,972
Lower it? We can just
patch it right here.

713
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,208
If we patch it on the inside,

714
00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:24,808
the water pressure
will make it pop out.

715
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,310
But if we patch it
on the outside,

716
00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:28,613
the water pressure will compress
the patch to the hull,

717
00:27:28,615 --> 00:27:29,614
making it stronger.

718
00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:30,781
You hear that, Walt, Happy?

719
00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:32,182
You're going to work.

720
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,169
Came here to get plastic
out of the ocean,

721
00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:52,636
now we're lowering tar into it.

722
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,843
I am a skilled chemist...

723
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,511
but I am not a biologist.

724
00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:03,413
So, it's outside my
scope of expertise

725
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:05,750
to know that my product
would attract the jellyfish.

726
00:28:07,788 --> 00:28:12,656
Probably should've thought of
that before offering it up.

727
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:17,595
I'm responsible for us
being in this situation.

728
00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:20,498
This is my attempt
at an apology.

729
00:28:21,835 --> 00:28:24,568
And this is my
acceptance of it.

730
00:28:27,973 --> 00:28:29,941
HAPPY: Get that junk that
they've lowered down

731
00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:31,776
and I'll grab that rope
out of the hole.

732
00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:41,051
We really don't have
time for this.

733
00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:42,452
The jellyfish

734
00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:44,454
will know soon enough
that we are not one of them.

735
00:28:44,457 --> 00:28:45,722
If we don't patch the hole,

736
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,491
we're just climbing
onto a sinking ship.

737
00:28:47,493 --> 00:28:48,660
But we should work fast,

738
00:28:48,662 --> 00:28:50,795
because I can feel them
getting curious down there.

739
00:28:51,998 --> 00:28:54,265
This stuff is working
like a charm!

740
00:28:54,267 --> 00:28:55,365
How fast does it seal?

741
00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:57,902
Within seconds of application.

742
00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,804
This is good stuff.

743
00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:01,538
Nice work, Flo.
FLORENCE: Thank you.

744
00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,141
It's Florence.

745
00:29:03,143 --> 00:29:04,608
HAPPY:
Whoa!

746
00:29:04,611 --> 00:29:06,443
Big swell!

747
00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:10,748
Finish quickly, please. The
jellies aren't fooled anymore.

748
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,750
Aah! Aah...

749
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,285
I think I just got stung.

750
00:29:14,287 --> 00:29:15,452
Aah!

751
00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:17,154
Oh, okay, me, too.
(grunts)

752
00:29:17,156 --> 00:29:19,289
Okay.
I'm done.

753
00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,959
Another swell...

754
00:29:20,961 --> 00:29:22,160
hold on.

755
00:29:26,499 --> 00:29:27,432
Whoa...

756
00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,067
(shrieks)

757
00:29:30,679 --> 00:29:32,858
Florence!

758
00:29:40,961 --> 00:29:42,994
(gasping)

759
00:29:42,997 --> 00:29:45,396
Help... me! Aah!

760
00:29:45,398 --> 00:29:46,449
You get on the boat!

761
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:47,884
I'll grab Florence!

762
00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:52,189
Happy!

763
00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:54,223
Grab the ladder! Hurry!

764
00:29:56,427 --> 00:29:58,260
(sputtering)

765
00:29:58,262 --> 00:29:59,261
Aah!

766
00:29:59,263 --> 00:30:01,263
You know, I've never really

767
00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:02,699
watched Walter swim before.

768
00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:05,134
He focuses on research,
not athletics.

769
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,336
TOBY (over comm): Walt, if she's getting
repeatedly stung,

770
00:30:07,338 --> 00:30:10,039
you've got about ten seconds
before she goes into shock.

771
00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:12,107
(gasping)

772
00:30:12,109 --> 00:30:14,044
She's going under!

773
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:20,383
Hold on.

774
00:30:20,384 --> 00:30:21,585
I got you.

775
00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:23,886
(panting)

776
00:30:23,888 --> 00:30:25,489
Thank you.

777
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:26,655
You okay?
My leg.

778
00:30:26,657 --> 00:30:27,557
One bad sting.

779
00:30:27,558 --> 00:30:28,959
TOBY:
The boat should have

780
00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,160
a freshwater line.

781
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,028
Hose down her leg
and then saturate the other two

782
00:30:32,029 --> 00:30:33,230
once they're on the deck.

783
00:30:36,434 --> 00:30:38,167
Hey! (groans)

784
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:40,537
Guys?
I don't think Walt's fish goop

785
00:30:40,538 --> 00:30:41,938
is helping much anymore.

786
00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:44,607
Cabe, if they don't get
Flo to a hospital fast,

787
00:30:44,609 --> 00:30:45,741
she could go into
full anaphylaxis and die.

788
00:30:45,743 --> 00:30:46,876
Where's the ride?

789
00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:48,278
It's not like
I'm ordering a pizza.

790
00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:49,512
They're in the middle
of the ocean.

791
00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:50,947
I'm pulling every string I can.

792
00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:52,949
Then pull more!
(timer dings)

793
00:30:54,886 --> 00:30:56,318
(dings)

794
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,420
TOBY:
<i>Cabe?</i>

795
00:30:57,422 --> 00:30:58,688
Cabe!

796
00:30:58,690 --> 00:30:59,823
Where'd you just go?

797
00:30:59,825 --> 00:31:01,357
Uh, no... nowhere.

798
00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,692
Uh, sh-shut up, I'm fine.

799
00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:06,663
(grunts)

800
00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:13,636
PAIGE:
Oh, my God.

801
00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:16,006
She has stings all over her.

802
00:31:16,942 --> 00:31:19,108
I'm gonna spray them down!

803
00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:20,809
Get off any bits of tentacles.

804
00:31:20,811 --> 00:31:22,045
Those can sting even after

805
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,446
they've detached
from the jellyfish.

806
00:31:26,451 --> 00:31:28,050
Aah!

807
00:31:29,153 --> 00:31:30,119
And find vinegar.

808
00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:31,387
I'll check the galley.

809
00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:35,724
Florence? Florence!

810
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,527
Florence! Toby,

811
00:31:37,528 --> 00:31:38,929
she's in trouble.

812
00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:39,962
Her breathing's labored

813
00:31:39,964 --> 00:31:41,597
and she's pale, unresponsive.

814
00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:43,232
TOBY: Just pour the vinegar on her.
(wheezing)

815
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,035
Wrap her in blankets
to keep her warm.

816
00:31:45,703 --> 00:31:46,702
I'll get blankets!

817
00:31:46,704 --> 00:31:48,337
Vinegar.

818
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,541
Florence, stay with me.

819
00:31:56,781 --> 00:31:58,013
SYLVESTER:
You have multiple stings;

820
00:31:58,016 --> 00:31:59,415
you need to save
some of that for yourself.

821
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:00,683
She needs it more than I do.

822
00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:01,884
CABE:
All right, I got a buddy

823
00:32:01,886 --> 00:32:03,953
out of Pendleton that
flies a medevac chopper.

824
00:32:03,955 --> 00:32:05,454
She doesn't have enough fuel
to get there and back,

825
00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:07,057
but if they meet her
ten miles east,

826
00:32:07,058 --> 00:32:08,223
she can get to the hospital.

827
00:32:08,226 --> 00:32:10,059
We can't move an inch east!

828
00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:11,694
Jellyfish have clogged
our engines!

829
00:32:11,696 --> 00:32:14,196
Maybe we won't have
the jellyfish to deal with.

830
00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:15,765
Cabe, give us the coordinates

831
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,500
that we need to reach;
Sly, chart the course.

832
00:32:17,501 --> 00:32:20,303
CABE: Chopper's gonna be
at 192 degrees north

833
00:32:20,305 --> 00:32:22,105
by 87 degrees west

834
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,839
in 24 minutes.

835
00:32:23,842 --> 00:32:26,241
She has enough time to hover
and pick them up,

836
00:32:26,243 --> 00:32:28,577
but if you're not there,
she turns for base.

837
00:32:28,579 --> 00:32:30,646
Walter, how do you plan,
exactly, to get this boat going?

838
00:32:30,648 --> 00:32:32,214
We need to light
the ocean on fire.

839
00:32:32,217 --> 00:32:34,951
Douse the area
around the engine with fuel.

840
00:32:34,952 --> 00:32:36,720
It'll light right above the
jellyfish and scare 'em off.

841
00:32:36,721 --> 00:32:38,721
Letting us get the engines
to full speed,

842
00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:41,223
provided we don't blow up the boat.
That is a risk.

843
00:32:41,226 --> 00:32:42,291
Do it fast.

844
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:44,027
Your patient doesn't have
any more time.

845
00:32:44,028 --> 00:32:45,628
Sly, Walt, fuel drum.

846
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,663
Okay.

847
00:32:48,866 --> 00:32:50,232
First we dump tar
into the ocean,

848
00:32:50,234 --> 00:32:51,601
and now we are dumping fuel.

849
00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:53,702
Greater good.
If we save Florence,

850
00:32:53,704 --> 00:32:55,305
she'll do more to
preserve the environment

851
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,740
with her scientific work than
the damage that we're doing

852
00:32:57,742 --> 00:32:58,974
right now in this moment.

853
00:33:00,811 --> 00:33:02,479
Don't tell her I told you that.

854
00:33:04,548 --> 00:33:06,115
You think this is gonna
be enough?

855
00:33:06,117 --> 00:33:07,784
Only one way
to find out.

856
00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:10,420
Happy, need your Zippo.

857
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:14,657
Now, get back in the
cabin and get ready.

858
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,692
Oh, Happy, if I ignite,

859
00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:18,662
will you tell baby Walena
I was a hero?

860
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:19,895
It's never gonna happen.

861
00:33:19,897 --> 00:33:22,065
What, me igniting, or you
naming the baby after me?

862
00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:24,467
Don't make me choose.

863
00:33:25,936 --> 00:33:27,636
Okay.

864
00:33:27,638 --> 00:33:29,571
How will we know if it worked?

865
00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:32,909
If we don't explode.
Walt, light it up.

866
00:33:48,699 --> 00:33:50,858
Happy, the flames are
against the side of the boat.

867
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,260
We have to get out of here.

868
00:33:52,262 --> 00:33:53,729
You heard him.

869
00:33:53,730 --> 00:33:54,797
I need to make sure
that the jellies

870
00:33:54,798 --> 00:33:56,731
move away from the engine.
When?!

871
00:33:56,733 --> 00:33:58,467
Now. She's not doing well.

872
00:33:58,469 --> 00:34:00,736
Happy, start the damn engine!

873
00:34:00,738 --> 00:34:02,104
Happy!

874
00:34:02,105 --> 00:34:03,705
(engine stalling)

875
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,840
Uh, she's not turning over.
This is not happening.

876
00:34:06,911 --> 00:34:09,311
Happy, the boat's
starting to burn.

877
00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:13,416
This was supposed to be
my vacation day!

878
00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:15,818
(engine starts)
Okay, hold tight.

879
00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:20,155
(engine revving)

880
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:23,692
We'll have you on a medevac
in just a few minutes, okay?

881
00:34:23,693 --> 00:34:25,728
Just hold on.

882
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,208
Okay, glad to hear.

883
00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:42,677
Florence has made
a full recovery.

884
00:34:42,679 --> 00:34:44,079
Hospital's releasing her.

885
00:34:44,081 --> 00:34:45,681
Great news.
I'll go pick her up.

886
00:34:45,682 --> 00:34:47,550
Okay.
More great news.

887
00:34:47,552 --> 00:34:50,186
Satellite images show
the garbage island

888
00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:52,353
is almost fully dissolved.

889
00:34:52,356 --> 00:34:54,356
I won't wear this apron, and
I really should not be the one

890
00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:55,391
checking on the food.

891
00:34:55,393 --> 00:34:57,659
I don't cook, I reheat.

892
00:34:57,661 --> 00:34:59,161
I'll finish up the turkey,

893
00:34:59,163 --> 00:35:01,262
but could you please
keep it down?

894
00:35:01,264 --> 00:35:02,864
(whispering):
They're still in the trailer.

895
00:35:02,867 --> 00:35:05,568
Right. Forgot.

896
00:35:05,570 --> 00:35:07,469
(whispering):
Doctor is in.

897
00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:09,871
TOBY: <i>Bunch of things</i>
<i>sent you into space today.</i>

898
00:35:09,873 --> 00:35:12,141
One time during a very
critical moment in the case.

899
00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:13,242
You want that to happen again?

900
00:35:13,244 --> 00:35:16,579
It was a momentary lapse.
No, it wasn't.

901
00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:17,880
You know that.

902
00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:19,614
You're having memory triggers.

903
00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:21,884
I think you're
starting to remember

904
00:35:21,885 --> 00:35:23,918
what really happened
the night your father died.

905
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,188
I told you what
really happened.

906
00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:27,422
What was that, again?

907
00:35:27,425 --> 00:35:30,592
Damn it, Doc,
the-the cops came to the door

908
00:35:30,594 --> 00:35:31,860
and they gave us the news.

909
00:35:31,862 --> 00:35:34,195
And then your mom
stopped her mopping.

910
00:35:34,197 --> 00:35:36,731
There was popcorn
popping, and what else?

911
00:35:36,733 --> 00:35:39,168
Why does there have to
always be something else?

912
00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:41,769
My mom, she took care of me.

913
00:35:41,771 --> 00:35:43,771
She hugged me,
she told me

914
00:35:43,773 --> 00:35:45,340
everything was
gonna be okay.

915
00:35:45,342 --> 00:35:48,043
She put some calamine
lotion on my neck...

916
00:35:48,045 --> 00:35:49,644
You hadn't mentioned
that before.

917
00:35:49,646 --> 00:35:51,280
Why'd she put calamine
lotion on your neck?

918
00:35:51,282 --> 00:35:54,083
'Cause of the blanket
that the cops gave me.

919
00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:56,485
It was... it was wool,
and I had a reaction to it.

920
00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:58,253
Why did the cops
give you a blanket?

921
00:35:58,255 --> 00:36:00,021
Because it was cold that night.

922
00:36:00,023 --> 00:36:01,891
Well, you were in your house.

923
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:07,730
Right.
I was, uh...

924
00:36:07,731 --> 00:36:10,231
I was at the house, uh...

925
00:36:10,233 --> 00:36:12,168
The cops must have brought me
back there afterwards.

926
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,168
I don't know.

927
00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:15,670
Brought you back from where?

928
00:36:20,277 --> 00:36:22,777
The bodega.

929
00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:28,449
My God, I was at the bodega.

930
00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:44,567
(register rings)

931
00:36:46,603 --> 00:36:48,324
(echoing): Money in the bag,
or you're dead!

932
00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:02,117
I froze.

933
00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:07,222
I was there... I saw the guy...

934
00:37:09,226 --> 00:37:11,460
I should have said
something sooner,

935
00:37:11,461 --> 00:37:14,230
and he'd still be alive.
Cabe,

936
00:37:14,231 --> 00:37:16,264
the only person responsible
for your father's death

937
00:37:16,266 --> 00:37:18,266
is the man who shot him,
not you.

938
00:37:18,268 --> 00:37:21,269
No, I froze.

939
00:37:21,271 --> 00:37:24,306
I was responsible.
You were a child.

940
00:37:24,307 --> 00:37:26,742
Children don't stop
men with guns.

941
00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:29,811
Children make up stories,
and you made up one.

942
00:37:29,813 --> 00:37:33,282
Perfectly popped popcorn
and wonderful pine scents,

943
00:37:33,284 --> 00:37:36,452
and this impossibly picturesque
loss of a father.

944
00:37:37,855 --> 00:37:41,489
Your story was so damn good,
you believed it as an adult.

945
00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:44,092
You were just trying
to protect

946
00:37:44,094 --> 00:37:45,728
this nine-year-old
version of you,

947
00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:49,530
because, deep down,
you blame yourself,

948
00:37:49,532 --> 00:37:52,635
because you were
only nine years old.

949
00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:55,103
You were nine, Cabe.

950
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,639
So now you're 59.
Why don't you stop

951
00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:58,373
beating up on
that little kid?

952
00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:06,981
Why is all this stuff
coming up now?

953
00:38:06,983 --> 00:38:08,349
Why now?

954
00:38:08,351 --> 00:38:10,518
Because you think
if you get sent to jail,

955
00:38:10,521 --> 00:38:13,289
you'll be failing us, like you
think you failed your father.

956
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,224
You think you need
to protect us,

957
00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:17,192
like you thought you needed
to protect your father.

958
00:38:17,193 --> 00:38:19,260
And that's why you haven't
been coming around much

959
00:38:19,262 --> 00:38:22,630
the past few weeks-- guilt.

960
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:26,367
Cabe, you did not
fail your father,

961
00:38:26,369 --> 00:38:28,237
and you're not failing us.

962
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,539
You've taken care of us
for a long time.

963
00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:36,878
Now it's time to let us
take care of you.

964
00:38:38,548 --> 00:38:40,481
(sighs)

965
00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:45,554
Hey.

966
00:38:45,556 --> 00:38:46,487
How'd it go?

967
00:38:46,489 --> 00:38:50,092
It was good.
I'm better.

968
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:55,230
HAPPY: Well, you helped
cook this slop,

969
00:38:55,231 --> 00:38:57,132
so your work is done here,
old man.

970
00:38:57,134 --> 00:38:59,902
I'll make sure, uh,
you get a drumstick.

971
00:39:01,237 --> 00:39:03,371
How about we
take a load off?

972
00:39:03,373 --> 00:39:05,273
Okay.

973
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,112
Hey.

974
00:39:10,114 --> 00:39:12,181
How is he?

975
00:39:12,182 --> 00:39:14,483
It was a rough
therapy session,

976
00:39:14,485 --> 00:39:16,552
but he'll be all right.

977
00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:17,920
He just needs us.

978
00:39:22,726 --> 00:39:25,728
Oh, hey, uh,
while I have a moment...

979
00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:27,528
Say the word “Walena”--

980
00:39:27,530 --> 00:39:28,630
and it's a word,
not a name--

981
00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:30,699
you get yams
down your pants.

982
00:39:35,005 --> 00:39:37,306
Hey, I just wanted
to apologize

983
00:39:37,307 --> 00:39:38,940
for harping on
about the name

984
00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:40,576
of your future offspring.

985
00:39:40,577 --> 00:39:42,811
Okay.

986
00:39:42,813 --> 00:39:45,047
It's just, I, uh, I don't know
if I'll ever have children.

987
00:39:45,048 --> 00:39:47,248
It's not something
that I thought about.

988
00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:49,217
You know, until
Ralph came around,

989
00:39:49,219 --> 00:39:50,952
and then I, you know,
I thought I might not be

990
00:39:50,954 --> 00:39:52,353
such a terrible parent.

991
00:39:52,356 --> 00:39:54,123
Which is not something that's
been discussed with Paige.

992
00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:56,425
It's not really appropriate yet.

993
00:39:56,427 --> 00:39:59,327
But you and Toby,
I hired you.

994
00:39:59,329 --> 00:40:03,565
You wouldn't know each other
if it wasn't for me.

995
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,867
So if you had a child,
it would just be

996
00:40:05,869 --> 00:40:08,536
something that I...

997
00:40:08,539 --> 00:40:11,139
I'd take a lot of pride in.

998
00:40:11,141 --> 00:40:12,673
Fine.

999
00:40:12,675 --> 00:40:15,978
You've touched my heart.

1000
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:17,646
“Walter” is on the list.

1001
00:40:18,449 --> 00:40:19,914
Just don't tell Toby.

1002
00:40:23,219 --> 00:40:25,219
Ralph, can you
help her to her seat?

1003
00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:27,822
Carefully.

1004
00:40:33,496 --> 00:40:35,630
There she is,
the chemist of the hour.

1005
00:40:35,632 --> 00:40:36,597
How you feeling, Flo?

1006
00:40:36,599 --> 00:40:37,865
Um, it's Florence.

1007
00:40:37,867 --> 00:40:39,867
Uh, I-I feel tired.

1008
00:40:39,869 --> 00:40:41,603
But I'm glad
to be alive,

1009
00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:43,704
due to your efforts.

1010
00:40:45,242 --> 00:40:46,942
I've said unkind things

1011
00:40:46,943 --> 00:40:48,643
to you.

1012
00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:50,846
They were not deserved.

1013
00:40:50,847 --> 00:40:54,148
So I will endeavor
to be a better neighbor.

1014
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,923
What is...
What's this?

1015
00:41:01,925 --> 00:41:05,159
New flasks, to replace
the ones I broke.

1016
00:41:05,161 --> 00:41:07,728
Thank you.

1017
00:41:07,731 --> 00:41:10,132
You're not the problem urchin
I thought you were.

1018
00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:13,802
WALTER: So, while I'm glad
that she's okay,

1019
00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:16,170
I'm still not sure about her.
Well,

1020
00:41:16,172 --> 00:41:18,974
I'm gonna give her a chance,
and I think you should, too.

1021
00:41:20,010 --> 00:41:21,210
HAPPY:
All right, everybody ready

1022
00:41:21,211 --> 00:41:23,445
to shove food
in our gullets or what?

1023
00:41:23,447 --> 00:41:24,813
TOBY:
No, no, not yet.

1024
00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:27,983
Tradition dictates that Dad
sits at the head of the table.

1025
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:33,222
And, from what I've gleaned from
Norman Rockwell paintings...

1026
00:41:36,559 --> 00:41:37,759
...he carves.

1027
00:41:53,911 --> 00:41:57,079
I've realized recently
that I've been

1028
00:41:57,081 --> 00:42:01,148
messing a bit with my memories.

1029
00:42:01,150 --> 00:42:03,652
Been rewriting 'em
over the years.

1030
00:42:05,889 --> 00:42:07,556
I'm not gonna do that anymore.

1031
00:42:09,425 --> 00:42:11,626
And it's okay, 'cause

1032
00:42:11,628 --> 00:42:14,630
I got a great girl

1033
00:42:14,632 --> 00:42:18,699
and I've got great friends.

1034
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:21,202
No matter what
the future holds for me,

1035
00:42:21,204 --> 00:42:25,306
I want to remember this moment
right now

1036
00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:27,909
exactly as it is.

1037
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:32,981
'Cause to have you all
in my life,

1038
00:42:32,983 --> 00:42:36,050
I am truly thankful.

1039
00:42:36,052 --> 00:42:38,554
ALL:
Hear, hear!

1040
00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:54,266
==sync, corrected by elderman==
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